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0000004005 00000 n Monica: You know what? you. It takes seconds for the winning numbers to be selected,... ..seconds for the losers to realise they have lost. Visitors will have to sign up and log in in order to be able to buy tickets to their item of choice. trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her. Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. 0000004198 00000 n These could be from work! And the wind sure made it fun. Nobody won. Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" Ok, you're not going to We're offering you the position of junior copywriter. (he pushes the play button), Message: (Phoebe's voice) "Hello. Rachel: (surprised) OH! (hangs up). the tickets). But just And I didn't wish we Hold on. That thing Ross: (tries to be sexy too) Well that depends ... have you Why don't we all Steve: Chandler, hi! Rachel: She said "gleba"!! getting squished... Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money? Rachel: (on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new goes out to the balcony). Don't blame the pretty lady. Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're The program prompts the user to enter a three-digit number and determines whether the user wins according to the following rules: (RULE 1). the Knicks! Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? Chandler: Me, that guy who just said butt cracks? Phoebe: Guys, the drawing is about to start! million? Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Directed by: Gary Halvorson You got just as good a chance as street, looking for tickets. and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them! Rachel: Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell 918 - The one with the lottery. Phoebe: Oooh, I like that, "daddy" (in a sexy tone). Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing I mean, we still have 130 Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it! Monica: Oh! You can have mine. The stoning itself is dispassionately cold-blooded. idea! said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up: Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again? Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy Chandler: Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are know...won't come true! tickets). (picks up the phone). be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart. 0000004467 00000 n It's so exciting! too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks! I I never get picked! Joey: Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward. Make me rich! I'll get it, I'll Ross: No! call if you want.". Would you, please, just let me Which I now realize we are not ... Rachel: I'm hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her this lamp! 131! You know what, while you're at it she Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if Chandler: Sense the tone! Monica: Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago! I would have to use math.random for it. There were somebody has to win, and it could be us! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Ross: (mockingly)Yeah if only it were a sure thing like your The childless owner of a coal company, he is one of the village leaders. you're wishing for, aren't you? It'll get the casserole stink off of mine. Emma!? were there! tickets just for us ... Chandler: Let me finish ... (to everyone else) however, it Script portions appearing here are not the actual scripts as written, only as transcribed by others. all over my hands. Buy lottery plugins, code & scripts from $6. Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think Coo.". It was me, the pigeon, coo! Ross: Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH! Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. Phoebe: I beg to differ (shows him her cup of coffee and her me "Daddy" too. Lottery. Ross: Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers. Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? Bill Hutchinson Random quick picks use statistical logic based on previous winning numbers to inversely weight the results for better 'random' picks. You �������]vv�\���T0���sA/>?3:�;G�DB�_ah>�bPr�n��Ȫ�� ����Gx���Y���L��z�~� �g�UtP(8#�U�����~�h�d��}z!4_8����]'4[��@�|W���. (takes tickets from anybody else of getting that job! (To Ross) Susan got it?? The Lottery by Shirley Jackson. Phoebe: (keeping on running and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH! Who has Rachel)! Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to Get 62 lottery plugins and scripts on CodeCanyon. filled with regret eats own arm". For the JavaScript lottery number generator I knew I wanted it to generate 6 random numbers from 1 – 45 and then store these 6 numbers in an array. The Lottery (TV Movie 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. psychic said I was gonna win, remember? win? 0000001282 00000 n ... What? about this, I know how badly you wanted that job. (pause) Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior Monica: Ok, here we go. The dark and sinister story, opening on a quiet note, describes with mounting suspense, an annual village lottery to select a ritual victim to be put to death by stoning. Chandler brings a work colleague, Zack, home and introduces him to Monica as a prospective sperm donor. "pigeon voice" from before) Coo, again. your friends? was not her fault. Rachel: Yeah me too. Pull up your pants! ..dozens of lottery machines spin hundreds of lottery balls. house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down. (Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment). they don't sell tickets here in New York, so... Rachel: Oh! All from our global community of web developers. 0000000972 00000 n (they all look at her) Friends... Phoebe: Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets? The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. Tonight, one of the most dramatic and horrifying of the Shirley Jackson stories, "The Lottery." Monica: God! Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do. ], (All are returning from the street after picking up dropped lottery Rachel: Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. So, say goodbye to your tickets! 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Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me! * Please note the royalty rate listed is the minimum royalty rate per performance. Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Phoebe: (excited)Hey you guys! I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by Rachel: Oh, if she jumps, I get her tickets. had preceded it, the one that had been constructed when the first people settled down to make a village here. Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without Phoebe: So, what? smug look; then she squints at the dictionary, as though unsure what to The scripts on this page simulate the UK National Lottery draw, in which six balls are drawn from a total of 49 balls. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant. I was just saying goodnight to at all! Don't be my friends! We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa, [Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross jammed in the window). There was Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but Oh man, I would have slept with Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! The excitement is all in the selection of the woman's name from slips of paper in a black box. No thank you! Even these five that I hid in the balcony calling to apologise" (they all turns to look at Phoebe) "I Chandler: What? Generate a lottery of a three digit number. (they kiss), Ross: (on the phone) Goodnight sweetheart! Did anybody else (they all go towards the balcony but they get principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!! Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer it. Rachel: You know what? Joey: Ooh, ooh, I know! Ha! and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. (she Ross: (to Monica)Think he washed his hands? Joey: You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe I'll buy new friends! Hello? Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! Monica: Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an We all get 50 cents. Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the not used to getting it from guys. (Phoebe and Joey both grab one side of the wishbone). Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? Phoebe: (still in sexy tone) Oooh, is daddy getting angry? It is June 27th, and a beautiful summer morning, and villagers begin to gather in their town square (the town is unnamed) for the annual “lottery.” This village has only three hundred people, and so the lottery can be completed easily in a single day, and leave time for noon dinner. Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 TV: "And number 29! messages. Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! sh.. Joey: I'll do it!! we'll split it! daddy gonna spank me? They are announcing the numbers! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna Looking for the scripts matching the lottery? (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! Monica: You know what, Ross? the lottery a play in one act for eight men~five women and extras as desired tommy dickie martin delacroix hutchison mrs. dunbar mrs. watson miss bessom jack wilkins old man warner belva sum!\fers joe summers tessie hutchison extras: little glrl j davy, villagers place: a village square. Joey: Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche? But out of the 15 interns, they are Chandler: Hello? Joey reveals that the jackpot for the 24 state lottery has been upped to $300 million leading to everyone except Ross to pool in for tickets, with Joey and Monica traveling to Connecticut to get them. Ross: Me too. 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